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The act of dissecting an enormous, toilet clogging turd with one's own hand (when no other appropriate instruments are available) in order to prevent not only significant plumbing issues, but shame and embarrassment.
synonym: Beaned.
" Oh My God, I drank too much coffee, clogged the toilet and had to karate chop my turd because my roommates were outside the bathroom waiting!"
The Karate Chop Game (KCG) is a game consisting of players karate chopping eachother in a turn base system, with full force. To join the game, the potential player must be read the rules to the fullest, and must chop into the game, meaning the potential player must chop someone whose already playing. ONCE IN THE GAME YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE THE GAME. The head, neck, and groin are banned zones, anyone who hits these areas are punished by a penalty chop anywhere on the body aside from the banned zones. A person driving, eating, has open drink in hand, and not in/playing the game, cannot be chopped, if chopped a penalty chop will be given to offender (penalty chops cannot be blocked). You cannot chop the same person twice in a row (unless penalty chop), however once you leave location the turns start over. You can chop 3 seperate people in a row if you have not already chopped them, those 3 people can now chop you in return. All chops excluding penalty chops can be block and do count as your turn. The turns are infinite as long you keep chopping eachother in turns. All chops must contain no malicious intent. Whoever chops first starts the turns. You must keep track of your own chops.
Person 1: My mom yelled at me for not being to help with the groceries yesterday.
Person 2: Why? Just help her.
Person 1: I wanted to but my brother and I got into an intense round of the Karate Chop Game (KCG).
Person 2: Oh man! I've been there. Just do the good ol chop and run.
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Her pussy was so ugly it looked like I karate chopped humus!
Something dangerous people do.
This real cocky girl wanted to box that dude or karate chop him, and though he wasn't going to tell her what to do or what not to do, he just thought she wasn't using her best judgment, that was all.
Secret code for a kiss
“I really wanna karate chop jack”
“I know, he’s so cute!”
Drop your sack from shy high!!! Straight to the forehead
I just Mexican karate chopped that ho!
What someone will do when you tell them they are bad at baseball.
You better shut your ugly ass face about my baseball skillz before I roundhouse karate chop kick drop spin on your dick!