brenna karp

noun: freak/genius

brenna karp made it into national junior honor society: She runs around aimlessly with arms flailing: aces every test: accelerated child

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Potato Karp

A devolved form of the pokemon magikarp. It does nothing other than sit there and be demoralizing and smells funny. You cannot kill or get rid of it. It doesn't matter if you catch it or not. It forces its way into your pokeball and throws the other pokemon out.

HOLY **** THAT POTATO KARP JUST KICKED OUT MY PSYDUCK!!!!!

Prince Karp

Similar to a Prince Albert except the piercing is affixed to an uncircumcised penis.

"Hey Jon, what kind of Prince Karp do you have on that little, crooked anteater of yours?" - Dustin

David Karp

Daddy

Someone: Who's David Karp?
Tumblr User: Daddy

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Koi Karp

A warcry used by fuedal Japanese Samurai.

-Samurai#1 lunges towards the enemy, katana in hand-
Samurai#1: "KOI KARP!!"

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karp arm

When your arm gets sore from masterbating so aggresively

I've got the worest karp arm

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Magic Karp

The most awesome Pokémon in the universe and beyond

a Magic Karp walked in to a bar then the whole Universe exploded from it's awesomeness

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