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A sexy man beast. Has a huge penis. Most of his friends are semi hot. All of them have gay ass hair. He can beat the shit out of people.
Person 1: Hey man you should go talk to that girl.
Person 2: Nah man I saw a Vinny Keeler there first.
Person 1: Damn that guy would fuck you up.
A champion of men who was wrongfully impriosned for self defense.
Wow that guys a real Robert Keeler, a true champion.
A Gay little fucker, who smells like a donkys asshole, hes extra horny while around Cameron...his favorite hobby is blowing on his grandpa boner while sqeezing his grandmas tittys to make her honk her horn!!!
Blow,Blow,Blow harder Said his granpa...Robert Keeler was always a little lice eating faggot THE END
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to confess one's undying love for a girl to win her over, even though there truly is no undying love, just a general drunken attraction to the female.
At first I didn't think she'd come home with me, but then I gave her the keeler special, and she fell for it!
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He's bitch made.
Dang you lost the game, you played like Jacob Keeler.