1. To stick something up your to hide it. (Especially in a hurry)
2. When you have to much of something, its a suggestion to get rid of it
1. Prisoner #1-Hide that shit fast!
Prisoner #2-Nigga how?
Prisoner #1-Just keester it!
Prisoner #2-...Fuck
2. Person #1-Damn, we got to much _______ (fill in the blank with anything you want)
Person #2- Just keester it bitch
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to forcibly insert into rectum in order to conceal.
John hurry up and keester it, before customs get here!
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An imprint left on bedsheets as a result of the failure to sufficiently wipe your ass before sitting on a bed naked.
It was evident that Bill forgot to wipe as seen by the keester kiss left on the sheets.
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The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass.
Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes?
Con 2: It was a present from the keester bunny.
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A cluster of objects that are inside a person's keester
JH is an execptional outdoorsman with Celiac's. He keeps a carabiner and a loaf of gluten free bed in his keester cluster....
The act of kicking someone in the groin area, spitting on them and then taking a big hearty dump on their chest.
Brandy wanted to spice things up a bit in the bedroom. So she grabbed Richard and gave him a Keester Sutherland on the floor.
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Prison or Customs smuggling term.
A small package of contraband inserted into the Anus or rectum to avoid detection. Usually drugs in a small balloon, condom or plastic bag.
The dude smuggled in 3 grams of tar in a keester pack.