Kef

a firm slap to the back of the neck, usually given when a buddy says or does something stupid or pointless, also can be used to describe someone as a "kef"

oi look at this guy, he needs to be keffed.

god that kid is such a kef.

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keffed

Euphemism for 'fucked'.

"Oh man, I'm totally keffed if I don't do this homework!"

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Kef

Kef is the feeling you get when you realize all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration,

that we are all, one consciousness, experiencing it self subjectively,
there is no such thing as death,

life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves

Last night john reached Kef
trying to research into life, Kef always reveals it self

kef.gg

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Kef

Kef is someone who is bisexual.

"That guy over there is Kef."

Keffed

When an individual is stabbed specifically by Keffi aka Kefland senior aka Crystal Keff

Shut up before my boy gets you Keffed.