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a firm slap to the back of the neck, usually given when a buddy says or does something stupid or pointless, also can be used to describe someone as a "kef"
oi look at this guy, he needs to be keffed.
god that kid is such a kef.
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Euphemism for 'fucked'.
"Oh man, I'm totally keffed if I don't do this homework!"
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Kef is the feeling you get when you realize all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration,
that we are all, one consciousness, experiencing it self subjectively,
there is no such thing as death,
life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves
Last night john reached Kef
trying to research into life, Kef always reveals it self
kef.gg
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Was an event that took place between the evening hours of April 18th, 2022 to the morning of April 19th, 2022. 5 Junior Officers of the U.S Navy stationed in Keflavik, Iceland violated the liberty policy by returning to their quarters passed the mandated curfew. Subsequently, an investigation was launched in an attempt to contain late night shenanigans committed by Junior Officers. The parties involved were all sentenced to reenact the touring show “Disney on Ice” in front of a live audience whilst refraining from any alcohol consumption.
Joe: I can’t believe these idiots did this.. They’ll forever be known as “The Kef 5”!
Slots: Give it a year, and I’ll show you something better!
When an individual is stabbed specifically by Keffi aka Kefland senior aka Crystal Keff
Shut up before my boy gets you Keffed.