Keith Richards

The man whom Mick Jagger wants as a sexdoll.In other,Mick's crush.

Read Keith Richards,Marianne Faithfull's Biographies....

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keith richards' ghost

cocaine. aka the white lady, yiggity, yoda, etc.

We spent the weekend hanging out with keith richards' ghost.

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keith richards diet plan

when you take so many drugs, nothing can kill you

Dude 1: The drummer is teh awesome!
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.

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keith richard

when a single toe pops out of a sock

oh no! keith richard is back!