Kelby

A Kelby is equivalent to 500 Trevors (half a dick ton of thrust) in the listings of the SAE (standards of american engineering) ASM (American Sexual Mesurment) department.

He went a half a Kelby in that hoe

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kelby

noun (kelb -ie)
-when you make a stupid mistake or stupid remark!
- usually stupid or blonde people make these comments

example 1
friend 1: oh i though you could get high of tinfoil
friend 2: um....NO stupid
friend 1: oh opps...
friend 2: wow...you just pulled a "kelby"
example 2
friend 1: hey i bet if you'll find the word gullible on this Doritos's bag
friend 2: okkie
friend 1: she suchs a "kelby"

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kelby

snorlax looking creature who enjoys playing video games, listening to never shout never, drinking alcohol, and eating blue waffles. kelby's dialogue consists of the phrases "nope, you would, ohhhmyyygoddd, and of course...0k' "

(how a convo would go if a girl was asking out the kelby creature):

girl: "hey kelby, i need to talk to u about something"
kelby: "ohhhhmyyyygodddd"
girl: "so...i was wondering if u wanted to go out with me?"
kelby: -shakes head repeatedly- and says "nope nope nope"
girl: cries
kelby: "you wouuld"

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Kelby

Usually has dark brown hair and eyes but she’s beautiful! She’s slim and very tall she trust people a lot. She has a wonderful smile and kissable lips:)

“Dude who’s that”
“Hats Kelby dude she respects herself a lot”
“You’ll never be able to have her”

Kelby

A virgin cuck who claims to be celibate due to lack of bitches

Oh man. That guy is such a Kelby

Kelby

Kelby is a funny girl that gets all the boys. Usually doesn’t get rejected and she is a very loyal person. Kelby is kindhearted and put everybody before herself. She always has a smile on her face and even through bad times. Kelby is also a cute, fine, slim thick black girl.

Everybody loves Kelby. Everybody wants to be friends with Kelby. Some are jealous of Kelby.

Kelbi

Kelbi is a very kind, loving, interesting, smart, and funny person. If you know a Kelbi then you never want to let her go. Kelbi has a lot of secrets that she doesn’t tell anyone but if she tells you, she trusts you more then anyone. Kelbi always has a smile on her face but It isn’t always real. Kelbi makes a good friend and girlfriend.

Guy: who’s that?
Girl: that’s Kelbi
Guy: man she seems like a very fun person to be friends with