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One of two Am. Idol winners to do anything in the music industry (2nd being Carrie Underwood). Her music is considered to be godlike by those who are fans, and extremely emo and homosexual to the highest degree by those who are not fans.
KC FAN: KELLY CLARKSON IS THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD
KC HATER: PLEASE, MY WALRUS SINGS BETTER
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Apparently something good to yell when you're getting your chest hair waxed, as Steve Carell demonstrated when he played Andy Stitzer in The 40 Year Old Virgin.
Waxer: (rips Steve's chest hair out ferociously)
Andy: YOWWWWW!! KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!
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A sex move performed by a man as the top half of doggy-style intercourse. When the man feels himself on the edge of climax, he sings, "Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this!" He then knocks out the bottom with a donkey punch to the back of the head and ejaculates on his/her back.
Bro #1: Did you hear? John pulled a Kelly Clarkson on Karen and moonwalked out of the motel room! . . . She's pressing charges.
Bro #2: Karen's such a bitch.
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The girl I dream about about marrying in the middle fo class. Also the girl i'm overly obssed about.
When kids ask me which celebrity i like, I say Kelly Clarkson!
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A young female artist who, instead of having to go through years of hard work and rejection to earn success, won a contest on American Idol where her fame was handed to her.
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