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Did you hear what happened in Georgia during the 2018 election? The guy in charge of running the election kemped it and declared himself governor!
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A prolapsing hemorrhoid that blocks a bowel movement.
I’m so backed up. Every morning I just end up Kemping. At this point, I’m worried about sepsis.
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The action of kemping or kemped something up is when you do something so uncoordinated that it physically hurts everyone around you.
Example;
“Hey I heard that you’re talking to that girl, how is it going?”
“Not good man, I kemped up HARD”
“Oh what happened?”
“I asked her out and it turns out she was a lesbian”
“Oh fuck, you kemped up HARD”
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A tall and skinny redneck inbred who loves to play football.
That guy is really good at football he looks like a kemp.
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Verb. describes Ross Kemp sticking his big, bald, fuck off head into a vagina (or anus) in order to cause shock and awe.
"Why did you just shit yourself?"
"Sorry, Ross was out kemping last night. Bastard got himself right up my arsehole and wore me like a glove."
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KEM-ps
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A card game in which players trade cards in a circle attempting to gain 4 of the same cards wilst also signaling to their partner that they have 4 of a kind. If the signal is seeing and the partner calls "Kemps!" the team wins. However, if a player of the opposing team see's the signal and calls "Kemps!" the player signaling loses. For more fun, you can fake a signal to attempt to throw other teams out. If a fake signal is spoted and called, then the team that called the Kemps is out.
Jon, you want to go play Kemps with Ben and Agnes?
KEMPS! We win! Good signal Jon.
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