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kenedy

A sexi ass brazillian who is sweet and funny and plays soccer :) u gotta luv him

Kenedy is awesome in bed

by cutie_7651234 May 24, 2008

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Kenedie

The worlds thickest and hottest girlfriend ever. Kenedie can always make you smile and laugh. She has her dumb moments but shes actually really smart. If you cop a kenedie. Never let her go. Or else youll regret it

Kenedie is the most beautiful

by Damyon_3401 December 17, 2018

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Kenedy Texas

A small town in Texas where all the girls do is have sex (even with cousins) and all the guys do is smoke pot. Incest is common.

Kenedy Texas may be one of the worst towns in Texas

by Johnkelu April 27, 2017


Kenedi

Kenedi. Name given to some MK-Ultra victims. MK = Mind control......control is spelt with a K in German.

EG: Child is given the initials MK at birth....Meridith Kenedi........."Kenedi " not being the families last name. The child is told some lie as to why they have a different last name to the rest of the family.

by skreamer January 11, 2016

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kenedi

a kenedi is a very fine person and caring n loving girl all the guys fall for her and as soon as u see her you'll fall in love

guy 1:bro i was talking to this girl and her name kenedi bro i love her
guy 2:must be nice i wish i had a kenedi

by laaviishdee February 26, 2022


Kenedi

Ugly and stupid she is a funny but very racist her birthday May 4th she is a shitty person with no future

Kenedi is a weird kid

by Kenedi April 27, 2019


John F Kenedy

Mozart was good

Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy

(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)

Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?

Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.

Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!

Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.

(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)

Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.

(Amy exits the car.)

Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!

Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!

(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)

Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.

(Fade to white)

Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!

by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022