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Kennith Sals

The Alpha of the Alphas. He Drives a stick shift with no hands on the wheel so he can shift while finger fucking your bitch. His sprinting speed is immaculate due to the third leg he has. He feeds off the the energy of other alpha males by consuming them. (Ryan Goodman, Craig Sleeman, #55)

Friend to other friend: Dude I'm such an alpha
friend: Dude no you're not look thats Kennith Sals over there

by Yanni734 November 19, 2021


Dirty Kennith

Super alcoholic

Dude did you know your step father was a dirty kennith?

by hey_emo_boy May 9, 2022