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Kensington

A very weird community in Brooklyn, has many ethnical backrounds ranging from Italians, Russians, Jews, Muslims, Irish, Albanians and others. Everyone always seems busy in this area and it's usually all overpriced victorian houses. Kids all know each other but never really socialize and bring kids from other neighborhoods over. Very weird place but home to only two types of kids : extremely smart or extremely dumb. The smart kids usually go to Stuy, Brooklyn Tech, Midwood and other well rep'd school meanwhile the other kids go to F.D.R, Erasmus or some really fuked up school. The nerds usually never go out or are major pot heads/drunks who chill in other neighborhoods, the other kids usually hang around the corner. Adults have different jobs ranging from doctors, public health directors to taxi cab drivers. If you live around or in Ocean Parkway your used to the noises the russians make when its 2 am and they're drunk as hell

Billy: I live in Kensington
Bob: Oh that deserted place?

by kengsington November 9, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kensington

A handsome, well built, athletic, nice piece of caramel chocolate with huge heart. He is all about love and giving and will do anything to make a person smile. The name Kensington also comes from royalty.

โ€œWow, that guy Kensington is so hot! I am so upset he has a girlfriend.โ€

by Hayekt245 December 27, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


kensington

A small place, known as a town, right outside bethesda. it includes a "skate park," one good restraunt (you know which one im talking about), and the cheapest gas for miles. It is a hassle to get to anywhere important from kensington because it is so small. also known as: "k-town" "right outside DC" and "where?"

Cheap Rich Boy with the mercedes: yo i need gas, but its so expensive!
Ktown Boy: Lets go to Kensington! its only $2.34 there!

by kboat August 6, 2005

39๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


kensington

Rich suburb just outside DC where the soccer mom thrives. Home of the Academy of the Holy Cross and a lot of expensive antique stores.

WJ kid 1: "Why are there so many Volvos?"
WJ kid 2: "I told you I lived in Kensington"
WJ kid 1: "Oh yeah, let's fill up dad's benz at the Econoway"

by Jarrod P. June 23, 2006

38๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


kensington

An area of Calgary where all of the indie kids go to shows, drink coffee, and mingle. You usually see the same people there everytime, in the house, sipping on their jones sodas and either listening to the arcade fire on their ipods or watching an open-mic act.

Indie kid 1: There's an open-mic today down in kensington.
Indie kid 2: Oh really? I will wear my vest that I got from salvation army. emily haines has the same one.
Indie kid 1: ooooooo.

by unknown author hahaha March 18, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


kensington curbstomp

A violent practice originating from the gangs in Kensington. The procedure is carried out by forcing the victim to open their mouth and "bite the curb". The victim is then kicked repeatedly in the back of the head until the lower jaw separates from the skull. This practice usually results in deadly blood loss.

"I heard Phil got the Kensington curbstomp when he fucked with some kids on his way home. They said his teeth were embedded in the sidewalk"

by klas August 30, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kensington shrimp

cheese curls; cheese puffs that have that "shrimp-like" curl to them

Ma: Why the fuck is the remote control all orange and greasy!?!?

Me: Don't look at me, Ma! Ray was the one eating the Kensington shrimp earlier.

by killadelphi September 3, 2008