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Someone who pisses the bed over the age of 12
Did Timmy pull a kenton after all that rum?
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Kenton is the sexiest man alive. He’s a real hit with the ladies (or fellas if that’s what he’s into) and is the most likeable person ever. The gifts he gives are like no other, and he’s willing to take on a job no matter how difficult. He’s the best guy to have around if your looking for some good craic, and if you ever end up with a Kenton, consider yourself the luckiest human alive
Jack: Did you see Kenton last night?
Sarah: Yes he’s so sexy, I love him
Is the only man who drives me absolutely crazy in everyway possible! Sexy in everyway, smooth, smoldering, The sweetest sexiest full lips you could kiss forever an a day, such dashing looks. A motivator, encourager, huge heart, smart, funny, creative engineer, an amazing dad, down to earth, would give a person in need the shirt off his back . But don't let his quietness fool you he is a FLIPPING BEAST inside the BEDROOM an WHEN IT COMES TO FIGHTING!!! He has boxed for many many years taking on others who were bigger yet he never backed down. He will have your back when your out numbered in a fight. He will not prey on the weak. He is one loving compassionate Hell of a man who I've ever met. Now don't lie to him ever he will hold it against you an things won't ever be the same as they once were. Show him you love him every chance you can, because he is one in a million an bitches are always knocking on his door wanting him. If you come across this man be open be honest from the start no matter if your afraid to lose him. An ALWAYS KNOW THAT FEMALES FRIENDS OR NOT WILL LIE TO HIM JUST TO GET HIM. I COULD KEEP GOING ON BUT KNOW THIS FOR REAL
KENTON IS AN AMAZING MAN, LOVER, FRIEND, FATHER AN FIGHTER!!!!!! KEEP HIM IN YOUR LIFE AN BE TRUE TO HIM.
Kenton The Man, The Myth, TheLegend !!!!!
1. To be Stoned; esp. From excessive injection of windshield wiper fluid spiked with a solution of 85% vodka, 5% trimethylhexane, and 10% tar (ref. Death)
Person A: Shit dude, you look like Kenton.
Person B: Lame.
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a state of drunkenness in which the wall transforms into a hot female shape which seduces you to grind on it.
Don't let me drink too much tonight... there are too many walls in that place, don't wanna get to a Kenton state again...
A: Whats with that dude grinding on the wall? B: he's Kenton A: ohh... that sucks.
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"I got the worst Kenton ever last night"
"This girl said she gives good Kentons"
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