Kenyan

Someone on Cock of Doody: Modern GaySpawn 2 who uses the perks Marathon, lightweight, and commando. These people usually have the UMP.45 or another SMG, a tactical knife attachment and the pro version of the perks.

Player 1: Damn AC-130 only got me to 24 kills i need one moar!

Kenyan: My RoflKnife goez slicesliceslicesliceslice!

Player 1: OMGWTF YOU PIECE OF CRAP KENYAN!!!

*RAGE QUIT!!!!!!*

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Kenyan

Kenyan is a fucking hot ass guy! He has a big ass dick and gets all your girls! He will take yo girl with any chance he can get! He is fast in races and so good in bed. He tastes so fucking good. I love his dick so much it gets me so wet.

OMG that Kenyan is so hot he has a big ass dick!

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Kenyan

A person

Look at that Kenyan

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Kenyan backpack

A sexual position in which one partner is standing, and the other partner is piggy backing upside down on the first. The upside down partner places their head between the legs of the standing partner and performs oral sex on them.

The couple was hospitalized after trying to perform a Kenyan backpack without stretching first.

Keynesian Kenyan

Birther nickname for Barack Obama

Shit! This milk is like $3.50 a gallon. Screw the Keynesian Kenyan.

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Starving Kenyan

The act of using marathon pro + lightweight pro + commando pro along with a care package marker on Modern Warfare 2 to run extremely fast, aka the 'starving Kenyan' class. This was a class used mainly in Capture the Flag. The term was made popular by the c0deReality clan on MW2.

Person A: Holy shit, you're running so fast man!
Person B: Yeah, I'm using my Starving Kenyan class, runnin' flags like a champ.

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Alpha Kenyan

A person who runs very fast and or jumps high. This phrase often pertains to African Americans in that they stereotypically are fast, agile and athletic people.

Holy shit man did you see how fast Jahmal was running? Yeah dude he's like an Alpha Kenyan!

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