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Sexy beast with the hots for grace
Person 1: Is that Brad Pitt?
Person 2: OMG it is. He is such a kerwin!
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Kerwin CAN be sweet and sensitive but he can also be a selfless no hearted ass. He is in LOVE with a girl who doesn't like him but there is another girl and she likes him but he is 2 blind 2 see this!
Nickita: Dude you are pulling a kerwin on Nicky
Vlad: no im not!!!!
Nickita: Ya u r..
William: seriously dude stop denying it!!!
Vlad: ok maybe i am but i dont like her!!
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A phenomena known as liking every single status of everyone on your friend's list. As soon as one posts a status, one likes that status, even if it is a depressing status or has nothing to do with the one liking the status. Also called Kerwinning, to Kerwin, or being Kerwinned.
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I just posted my new awesome facebook status!"
Person 2: "I'm going to like this even though it doesn't apply to me whatsoever!" *like*
Person 3: "AWW MAN! I just got Kerwinned!!"
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"Aww yeah. I feel like Kerwinning some statuses today."
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Short for Kerwin's Kollege of Common Sense. Descriptive phrase for an individual who is unable to make simple decisions. Is often indecisive or makes poor decisions.
Alex is a real graduate of Kerwin's Kollege, he checked to see if his gas can was full while using a match for light. Word is, he's looking to rebuild his garage.
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The type of person who would name their kid Dexter
Wow that's a real mr Kerwin move
Here’s the refined version with humble and heartfelt leadership included:
Full Kerwin (verb)
Definition: To execute at a high level with a combination of excellence, precision, and humble, heartfelt leadership; to perform in a way that inspires others through both skill and character.
Example:
“Sarah went Full Kerwin on the quarterly sales report, delivering exceptional results that exceeded expectations while leading her team with humility and genuine care.”
Lita Kerwin is the funniest person you will ever meet. She is obsessed with coffee and loves theater. She is the prettiest girl anyone has ever seen. She can be very petty and extra but ultimately is one of the best people you will ever know. She is also extremely talented.
Did you see Lita Kerwin today?
Yes, she was so Chic