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To purchase large quantities of local, craft beer for the sole purpose of reselling (muling), usually to markets where that beer is unobtainable or is only available in extremely limited quantities. It may also refer to someone willing to forego paying monthly debts using that money instead on the purchasing of large quantities of beer for trading, muling, or personal consumption.
That beer was kesslered so fast by the time I got off work all of it was sold out!
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Shy guitarist from Interpol who has a fetish for half asian girls. He often makes funny sex faces when he plays.
Look at that Amish guy...wait thats Daniel Kessler
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a neighborhood inside oak cliff texas, half of it is hood, half is not
man! kessler park is ghetto!
The guitarist and brains behind Interpol. Daniel has been a lover of music since he was a little tyke back in London, England. He's one smart kat and really hot. He also looks like he's getting a blow job when he is playing his guitar.
Person 1: Who's that hot Amish guy?
Person 2: That's Daniel, the gutarist of Interpol.
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Guitarist in band interpol shy and cute with funny beard.
Will be seen dancing strangley
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The Greatest fucking beverage in the World
"Well guys I feel like a pimp, I just drank a fifth El Julius Kessler."
After those shots of Julius Kessler I feel ready to beat my woman....like a true red-blooded American.
Julius...it enlarges the cock.
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1.Another name for a person who is laugh your ass of hilarious, attractive, and an overall awesome guy. This is the type of person who you want to have your back because when it comes to arguments, he doesn't loose.
2.When a man has a 13 inch penis and announces it randomly, while a crowd claps for him. This is pulling a kristian kessler.
Wow, did you see the size of that guys dick?! He must be a kristian kessler!!!