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keta-faced

Adjective. To be incapitated due to overuse of the ketamine drug. Usually results in time distortion, general lack of awareness and having an all round good time. An individual who finds himself/herself keta-faced will find the desire to inform all around that he/she is keta-faced and doesn't know whats going on. They, however, will lack the ability/motivation to describe the experience throughly.

"I had just finished my second bag of special K and was absolutely keta-faced!"
"Fuck me, the room is spinning, i must be keta-faced!"

by The Horse Whisperer786 March 26, 2010

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Tri-Keta-Tops

It’s like a triceratops, but cooler.

That’s a tri-keta-tops, not a triceratops.

by tate21 January 23, 2024


Keta Spa

Keta-Spa is a practice where you prepare 0.5 grams of the drug Ketamine into a chess field, like small little squares, and then you set up a nice audiobook or podcast. You take a square every 10-15 minutes until you are unable to take more.

You will get into another sphere of life, focusing on things and thoughts you would never think of when sober. It enhances creativity, reduces stress, and alleviates depression.

You may feel the need to do some yoga or Pilates. Some stretching or fascial training feels really good and reduces even more stress.

Do it together with a good friend in a well-known space without interruptions.

"Hey buddy, would you like to do some Keta Spa with me on the weekend? I am really stressed out from work and having trouble being creative."

by Interrator July 28, 2024


Keta-Learner

Someone who advances, comprehends/understands the psychedelic/dissociative of medicine like ketamine who learns from the psychedelic/dissociative journeys/lessons it teaches of healing themselves from Trauma/PTSD/Depression/Anxiety

Rather then staying stuck being dumb like a gerbil on a hamster wheel stuck in circles/loop they advance and keep learning from all experiences to reach a new level of healing and energy connection

Hey man how did you just get real energized and put up that stage so quickly?

"Guy replies" I am a keta-learner as I use it Ketamine as like adderal and heal my soul helps me focus completing what I need to in life with using in "moderation"

by PterodactylPorn December 1, 2020


keta kat

A girl on drugs, you wish you were just as high, but you can't keep up with her. She parties tirelessly and will probably stay until the very last end. Has a pickle jar full of 5 euro bills.

Damn, keta kat, I'm so glad I didn't die at your last party!

by November 23, 2021


keta kat

A girl on drugs, you wish you were just as high, but you can't keep up with her. She parties tirelessly and will probably stay until the very last end. Has a pickle jar full of 5 euro bills.

Damn, keta kat! I am so thankfull That i didnt dies

by November 23, 2021


KETA

The KETA system is a dating pattern known for it's agressive progression centering around four rules/steps. The KETA System is an acronym for:

Keep track of whereabouts
Examine trash
Tap phone lines
AVO violation

"I'm going to blow up the KETA System on Suzie. That bitch wont know what hit her."

by Vlitz November 20, 2011