Kevan the Carrot

Kevan is the evil cousin of Kevin the carrot. He works at Giant and tries to kill his cousin with the help of his Brussels and parsnip.

Kevan the carrot is a Bi@?

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Uncle Kevan

The act of Pealing your big toenail all the way back and it completely ripping off when stubbing your toe.

You better cut your toenails before you uncle Kevan yourself

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Kevan

Kevan is complicated man. He is funny and fraboiant. Bubblish and much so a nerd In some instances. Hey goes as hard and pure as a man can, but in the end he is momo-e-man-duche trallallallalla, for now he's douche. For fuck sakes. I'm a kevan. For love of kevan. Find your sanity

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