Milton Keynes Dongs

the new name of Franchise FC. Milton Keynes are the first ever English town to STEAL a place in the football league instead of earning it through promotion.

The Milton Keynes Dongs are clubkilling cnuts.

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Skandar Keynes

The actor in the Narnia series, He plays Edmund. He is Madly in love with my best friend and they will get married and live in California with a bakery. It will be called "keynes baked goods"

I am going to be Mrs. Skandar Keynes.

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Keyn

Idk i just made this in class

Bro that kid over there is such a keyn

Keyn

FAT FOREHEAD PARTNERD WITH A HUGE HORSE COCK BUT ENJOYS ANAL(RECIVING ONLY) ALSO HUGE GAPPEED TEETH WEED LOVER LIKES AGEPLAY MIXED WITH STI RISKS

"hi keyn"
"hello"

Milton Keynes Hardman

Abbreviation: MK Hardman

A Milton Keynes hard man is a particular set of stereotypical mannerisms that occur when passing a young man in Milton Keynes who is unsuccessfully attempting to appear tough and intimidating seemingly for no reason. Usually within this order:

1. Spits on the floor
2. Turns to associate and mentions something benign with several swear words in. (Usually travel in pairs)
3. Puffs on vape

Please note that these symptoms of an MK Hardman can become exsaerbated when the MK Hardman in question feels insecure.

Further information will be added as we coin the term further.

“Ooooop, here comes a Milton Keynes hardman”

“Watch out here comes and MK Hardman, with a vape hanging out their mouth”