kife is the act of sticking a baguette down the throat of a person while holding a 44. caliber magnum with 2 bullets screaming fortnite is gay
Me:Lets play fortnite
Friend: I WILL KIFE YOU
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A sharp vagina - usually crusted-over and filled with scabs.
1: "I heard Christine has a kife dude."
2: "Damn, now that I know she has a crust-filled, flaky snatch I don't want any part of that."
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Some that is utterly disturbing or disgusting to someone.
Carl asked Jimmy "How did that girl taste?" and Jimmy replied "Damn dude, she was Kife."
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Great grossness, disgusting, ick.
John showed me 2girls1cup the other day. It was so kife.
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A short airy little fart, usually the type that occurs while urination in the morning. Or while straining. A kife may also lead to a shart if not careful or cause unwanted residue within underpants..
''Sally let out a small kife while laughing''
Hey Fred, I wouldnt use that pillow... Joe bare assed kife on it yesterday and you might get pink eye..
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