Scotty Kilmer

The most skilled, honest, upfront, best, and truthful auto mechanic in the universe who proves it on YouTube with all the how-to car repair videos.

Hi, I'm Scotty Kilmer, I've been working on cars for over the last 50 years.

Scotty Kilmer

An honest, toyota-loving, experienced auto mechanic who does YouTube videos such as car buying advice and auto repair.

Scotty Kilmer before every video: "REV UP YOUR ENGINES!"

val kilmer

The act of going poop

I had to Val Kilmer but the stalls were taken.

Val Kilmers

Term for pills of valium

After a fucked up bender, just pop a couple of Val Kilmers before bed, and you'll wake up fit as a fiddle

Kilmer Middle School

The worst place on earth. Don’t go here. You WILL die.

Guy: “I go to Kilmer Middle School”
Guy 2: “Ew get away from me”

Scotty Kilmer

is he a Jew? I just had to ask.

Scotty Kilmer, is he Jewish?

Val Kilmer

When you write a screenplay so good it blinds your eyes for a second.

This guy wrote a screenplay so good, it's a Val Kilmer.