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Someone who never lets anyone have their own personal opinion.
My sister can be such a Kim Jong Un!
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A fatass who rules a mf country
Kim Jong Un is a leader of North Korea
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the double chin fag in charge of north korea
1-“hey have you heard about that bitch in north korea? i can’t remember his name.”
2-“ oh you mean kim jong un.”
3-“ yeah that’s the one!”
The supreme leader of North Korea. Interests consists of: listening to Katy Perry's "Firework", drinking Margaritas, and strolling aisle to aisle in North Korea's "grocery stores." Death caused by missile shot at his chopper while Jenny Lane's Firework cover in the background. Also, this all took place in the movie, "The Interview."
Person 1: So you want us to kill the supreme leader of North Korea?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Holy shit, we need to kill Kim Jong-un
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The crazy leader of North Korea who loves to intimiade the US and all the other Western Block countries by threatning to drop an atomic bomb on them at least once every day. His efforts, however, make the US laugh. Also, he does not really care about his people and leaves them very thin and underfed.
North Korea would collapse economically if it weren't for China's economic support. The army also uses very outdated WW2 equipment. China originally used them as a puppet state, but now N. Korea is looking as more of an embarrasment than anything else.
Guy 1: Who is Kim Jong-Un?
Guy 2: A *bleep* idiot. Need I say more?
Guy 1: He's the leader of North Korea, right?
Guy 2: Yeah. More like the only man still standing in that country.
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What happens when you give an angry, fat little asian man control of his own totalitarian regime. If only his father didn't make fun of him for drinking margharitas.
North Korean Officer: Great Leader, Great Leader, the imperialist aggressors have made a horrible movie mocking the amazing country which you have created, what shall we do?
Kim Jong Un: Lets call the Chinese, maybe their hackers can help our puny country to attack the western world with any degree of success!
North Korean Officer: Yes, Great Leader. Shall I fetch your superman pajamaa?
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The leader of North Korea who follows in his dead father's monarchy and gets all the food he was sent to himself (which is why he's fat) and the military, leaving the rest of the North Koreans skinny. Also he makes the police do bad stuff to prisoners (torture them)
Someone should do something about Kim Jong Un.
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