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Kimbo Slice is an underground street fighter. Conflicting sources state that Kimbo's full name is either Kevin Ferguson or Abdullah Byrd. This has created some confusion over the identities of the participants in the "Kimbo v. Byrd" fight. He is allegedly the cousin of US Olympic Judoka Rhadi Ferguson. He is approximately 6'2" tall, and weighs 245 lbs. Kimbo is always shown with a full beard and a clean-shaven head. So far, he has always worn white pants or shorts when he fights. Kimbo is a college graduate who works as a bodyguard for In the VIP and MILF Hunter productions.
What does kimbo really do? he beats the fuck out of anything that has the balls to challenge him. If youve got 10k he'll fight you. He is the reason white people are afraid of black people. Kimbo dont flex nuts cuz kimbo knows hes got 'em. In the kimbo vs. Byrd fight Byrds right eye looks like hamburger meat after kimbo finishes with him.
Byrd:(putting hands up to stop kimbo)
Kimbo Slice:slaps hand down* "fuck that, lets run this shit nigga!"
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To go ape shit on people. To totally fuck shit up.
"Next thing I knew, Chris was Kimbo Slicing through those 4 guys."
Getting utterly destroyed in any way, shape, or form.
Dude did you see that Honda lose to the DSM? He got KIMBO SLICED.
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Kimbo Slice is a 32 year-old Miami, Florida based underground boxer and street fighter. He has appeared in three full length bare-knuckle fights available through the internet and P2P file-sharing networks.
Kimbo Slice is a crazy fuckin fighter
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queer whom everyone thought was the best fighter in the world until October 4, 2008 when he got his ass kicked to a guy with pink hair who was about half his size in 8 seconds. And after he fights he tries to apologize to his audience and cries.
You almost just got beat as fast as Kimbo Slice.
Why are you crying Kimbo?
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Kimbo Slice (born 1976) is a Miami, Florida-based underground fighter. He has appeared in several bare-knuckle fights which have spread primarily on the Internet.
lice has also worked as a bodyguard for the pornographic VIP and MILF Hunter productions.1 Rolling Stone magazine has stated his age at 30 (in 2006) and called Slice "The King of the Web Brawlers".
This entry is an updated version of the previous one I submitted.
Kimbo Slice is one crazy street fighter, I wouldn't thump with him.
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Big, dumb gorill'er, possibly of the silverback species, that fights against men in MMA. Between matches it is kept in a cage and fed bananas. It is theorized it may be the missing link between man and ape.
Back in more ignorant times, it was thought that women would be raped by silverback gorillas, known as kimbo slice, in the wild, but thanks to Jane Goodell, we know that chimps named Chris Brown smacking a bitch is the only simian threat.
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