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He pulled out a sword from a sword that nobody could pull out. He soon was made king.
One time he was battling agains a knight he broke his sword and he was nearly killed. Soon enough Merlin came and rescued him.merlin took him to the lady of the lake and she gave him a sword named Excalibur.
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When a funny man enters a voice channel and is about to be kicked.
"King Arthur" has entered the VC.
When you bury your dick so far into a girl's lovehole that the man who can pull you out will be crowned King of Camelot.
Guy #1: You know that girl with that wears the jean skirt and leggings?
Guy #2: The clarinet player?
Guy #1: Yeah, I wanna be her King Arthur.
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When a guy lays his cock and balls out on someone's face.
The balls need to be over the victim's eyes, and the dick needs to be laying over the nose and the mouth (if you can reach that far.)
The name comes from the fact that this will look like the victim is wearing a medieval mask/helmet, like King Arthur wore.
Oh man, when Daylon was passed out drunk, I gave him a King Arthur and took pictures. I left one in his pocket for him to find when he woke up.
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n. or v.
The male act of ejaculating in large volumes. (Camelot - Came a lot).
Lancelot had a King Arthur all over Guenevere's dress.
or
Lancelot King Arthured all over Guenevere's dress.
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A fictional character that some very confused people like to believe is real and get all upset about.
The story of king arthur was invented by the english while they were busy kicking the crap out of the cultureless welsh.
for an example of how this effects people see the other definition
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King Arthuring someone is to stab someone in the face with a penis useing the penis as excalaber.Usally a prank or insult
Timmy: Alex is a HO-MO Alex:Hey Timmy I wouldnt go to sleep tonight because im gunna KING ARTHUR you so good!Timmy:Dude not cool!
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