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When having sex the man pulls out, cums in his own mouth, spits it in the girls eyes and then punches her in the face.
I need to brush my teeth because I just gave Shera a king cobra.
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Look at the king cobra that's about to strike and you'll understand what it feels like to talk to an arrogant person
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extra large labia that opens up like a cobra.
that bitch had a king cobra
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what is up fellow youtoooobers, its ya boy gothic king cobra here about to do a dominos pizza order that is most definitely whats up trust and believe.
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When you take a shit so large, the end sticks out of the water like a snake hissing.
"What took you so long?"
"Relax man, I had to take a King Cobra Shit."
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a variant of the mustang 2 series that was built with a sexy body but had a pitiful 5.o engine that produced a shameful 139 horsepower.
when ever i see a mustang king cobra i shake my head in disgust and say a prayer for the designer of the car.
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A male's genital that is so immensely powerful, it is capable of leaving the male's body and turning into its own species. Thoroughly enjoys deep throating by sliding so far up a woman's anus it reaches lower esophagus.
Tom: i'm feeling rather down, my penis became an alabama king cobra and stool my girlfriend last week.
Sam: don't worry i know how you feel, same thing happened to me a few months back.
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