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(n)a person who sucks up to people
(v)to suck up to people
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jenny:(to jackie)look, there comes Jill. she's such a kiss ass
jill (to boss) may i help you?
jackie:wow. you're right!
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Someone eager to please another person out of desperation by paying compliments and other pathetic stuff.
Normal guy "Hey I'm from Ireland just to let you know"
Ass kisser "You're Irish, oh cool Irish people are so badass are so sexy"
Normal guy "Yeah and you're a feckin kiss ass gay, You weren't saying that when my family came to America ages ago were you.
Ass kisser "I'm Irish too"
Normal guy "That's it kissing my ass is one thing but claiming to be Irish when you're not is just asking for a boot up your ass"
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Someone who kisses lots of ass and then licks his lips just to get the crap that he missed off his face so no one will suspect.
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genrally likes to lick peoples ass holes.
Ah John went and told the principal i had got miss Jones pregnant, hes such a kiss ass.
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When you can't believe something
Kiss my -------> (_!_)
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