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Term for tissue used by people who insist on sounding like some cunt off friends.
I must find the Kleenex before I have a Sherman Tank
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Having a pale complextion. Being very untan. Phospherous glow.
Kim has the look of a kleenex!
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Litterally means:
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!
One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.
A:I feel terribly bad I didn't call you on the last week mate!
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.
A guy you use once and throw away - the perfect rebound
A hot lifegueard is the perfect rebound, use him once and throw him away- he's a Kleenex Guy
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You blow in it and throw it away.
I wouldn't fold her up and put her back in my pocket - she's just a Kleenex fuck.
To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.
Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.
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