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Klemens

Klemens is truly one-of-a-kind. He is highly individual and has a complicated personality. He is quite sexy and a good actor, though it is not acting when he adapts to the behaviour of people he is interacting at that moment. He can work it out with everyone if he wants to because he can easily replicate the energy given off by his fellow man. He is mostly considered extroverted, but you should not be upset when he just lies next to you without talking. He feels comfortable and is vibing. Sometimes he is willing to give you all his attention and if he wants to, he can get freaky and give you some of the best hours you might experience. He is widely considered to be an incarnation of God, first and foremost by himself. He is happy probably all the time, tends to procrastinate a lot but at some point, he will get himself a godly body, just like he deserves. He is Klemens, he is God.

Granny:" Darling, why haven`t you been in church last week?"
Niece:" I am sorry Granny, but I now love Klemens and there shall only be one form of god in my life. By the way, could you help me persuade Mom so I can stay at Klemens` for the weekend?"

John:" Wow, what a great human being. Man I wish I was like him."
Albert Einstein:" keep wishing, because there can only be one Klemens!"

by Ubetterfuckwithme November 22, 2021


Hunter Klemens

An ultimate breed of a human. A Hunter Klemens alone has power over everything. Never underestimate their abilities for they will prove you wrong over and over again

Hunter Klemens just can’t stop winning!

by Bootyluvr6996 June 9, 2020


Klemens

The definition of Social and Economic Inequality.

Person 1: Why the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.
Person 2: Because Klemens.

by Gamer PC Kentang November 24, 2021


klemens

Best Goalkeeper in the World, could be the Pope, the most important thing about it is he got the best and hottest girlfriend in the World, got a sixpack, because of his hot spanish Gf~Alina

Alina best girlfriend my Girl hot couple pope Sixpack Klemens

by Kl3m3ns January 3, 2017


Klemens

He loves music. And girls.

OMG did you hear this?

Yeah this is Klemens playing the piano

by Hamaru January 9, 2018