the lead singer of the powerpop band Hellogoodbye. He's the only dude i know of that can get away with wearing hot shorts, and he has nice legs =
Dear Jaime, Sincerly Forrest Kline.
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To intentionally, or through negligence, break a piece of functionality, immediately before going on vacation.
Brad: "Why doesn't the ordering service work today? It worked fine yesterday!"
Jerehmiah "Kris Kline is on vacation today. Looks like we have a Kline and Dash"
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Television production firm helmed by producer Richard Kline (not to be confused with the actor of the same name), best known for taking classic game shows such as The Joker's Wild and Tic Tac Dough and turning them into thoroughly unwatchable garbage.
Friends don't let friends watch Kline & Friends
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to jab your two forefingers into ones clavical area simulating a vampire
MS KLINE! (jab your friend)
(they fall to the ground in pain and you laugh your ass off)
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A very rude yet phantom like character, one poses no threat, but, will strike at any given chance at another males genetalia. Normally with a death challenging blow. Often performed by a tall, portly, Jew German fuck who enjoys sucking cocks for his own pleasure.
So I was chillin eatin my lunch earlier, then bam, I got Matthew Kline 'd hard as fuck. I saw stars, shit my pants, then cried for two fuckin hours thriving in pain.
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One of the funniest, sweetest, and strongest people you'll ever meet. She's so beautiful, but she doesn't see it, and that's what makes her beautiful. ;) She's in love with 10 boys, and one of them will marry her one day. She'll never let you down, you can always count on her to make you laugh. Ok I'm going to stop before this sounds too lesbian.
Kristi Kline: I wish Niall would love me.
Megan: He's your husband, stupid.
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