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On one's knees puking into the toilet (especially when wasted on alcohol)
We finally found Rupert in the restroom totally wasted, kneeling at the throne.
The act of receiving a double-handed hand-job while lying on your back. The person giving the hand-job sits kneeling, (preferably naked) next to your side and must be facing you while using both hands to add to a most incredible hand-job experience. (Lube is recommended).
Hence, the 'Kneel Armstrong'.
I was lying in bed last night watching Sports Center and my girl Julie waltzed in, kneeled down next to me and gave me a toe-curling Kneel Armstrong.
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When a man inserts his beard into a woman's vagina and performs oral sex. A long beard is required to correctly perform this act.
Prepare yourself, for I am about to give you the kneeling rabbi!
male-female sex position in which the man kneels for the missionary position. This variation allows the woman's clitoris to receive the attention it deserves. The man can pull the woman onto his penis by placing his hands on her thighs, and she can raise her legs in the most comfortable way - even up onto his shoulders if she wishes (see Croatian sex ). The man can see himself going in and out of her vagina, which can be an incredible turn-on, and he can caress and stroke his partner's body and perhaps play with her anus as well if they wish. A good position for intimate connection, but somewhat of a strain for the woman if it goes on for too long. A pillow under her buttocks may help.
I gave her the kneeling missionary act last night.
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A method of clandestine public urination by men. Done by dropping to one knee while wearing shorts and urinating through the leg opening of the kneeling leg.
This is often done while pretending to do something else, like checking tire pressure on the side of the road.
Jerry Collins was caught on camera doing the Mexican kneel right before the start of a Tri-Nations match between New Zealand and Australia.
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Usually an assistant whose tasks include kneeling under her/his boss' table while he is having a phone call or smoking a cigar.
Al:"You know Fredo? The project is taking away most of my energies. I am so stressed. I would like to relax with a cigar and a hot kneeling assistant".
Fredo:"Keep on dreaming, pal!".
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She is on forearms and knees at first. She shifts her weight to one forearm (say right side) and the other hand for support. Handy man steps up the the wheelbarrow with his rake toward the lady garden. Hips are handles; puts his rake in the wheelbarrow and the her left leg goes up.
She’s a handy kneeling wheelbarrow if you are doing some lite gardening in the bedroom.