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Person with an abnormal huge nose
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Synonyms: Pinocchio, Squidward
Mark got punched in the nose and turned into a Kojak
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Slang for penis. Named after the famous bald lollipop-sucking fictitious TV detective played by Telly Savalas. See also dick and cock.
I strangle Kojak five times a day!!!
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A smoking hot, naturally bald, or balding man. This coveted man may also be considered a fox, solely due to his balding. He owns it. He is not wanting for confidence, or hair.
"Yo dude, I am really worried about my gf travelling for work. Her assistant is a real Kojak.."
"Oh no bro! In that case, you should be."
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a guy who is called the captain of jacking off
a guy who jerks off so much he knows the different ways
damn that guys is soo kojak
kojak tell me your ways'
king of sex
has a girl do it for him
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a police officer in a patrol car with a radar gun.
trucker CB lingo.
Breaker breaker, we got a kojak with a kodak out here at mile marker 171.
10-4, good buddy.
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A choice parking location. So named because Telly Savalas's character Kojak always found great parking spots, even in crowded urban locations.
I scored the Kojak spot out front!
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Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls
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