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Much like the angry dragon, when the girl is blowing you and your about to cum thrust your dick into the back of her throat causing the cum to exit through her nose... unlike the angry dragon when you thrust, you cause her to puke all over your dick.
I threw the bitch off my boat after i gave her the Komodo Dragon.
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When you are making love to a woman from behind and you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and press the head of your penis against her anus, not for insertion, but rather with the same gentle pressure you'd use when puckering up to give your best gal a kiss on the lips. You then proceed to blow your load like a dragon breathing a firey kiss right on her firmly pressed butthole.
The beauty of making love to her doggy style compelled me to end our sexual encounter with a tender komodo kiss.
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Unlike the popular Angry Dragon-esque Komodo Dragon, this sexually enticing activity requires much more skill to perform. When both partners are ready for intercourse, one leaves the room saying that they need to get one more thing first. The other partner lays in bed ready for the tease to be over. The partner then returns to the room with a real komodo dragon, unleashes it into the room, and locks the door. After a bloody battle to the death, the victor receives sexual favors from the partner outside during the commotion. However, this practice normally turns out fatal for both partners. I mean come on, you can't win a fight with a komodo dragon, and I dare you to try to fuck one.
its a komodo dragon! Kill it and we'll fuck ;)
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A "Mythical" being that in their original state is one of the all powerful beings that started this part of the universe. He was also partly rsponsible for the creation of humans, and when all the other immortals had the opinion of "humans are useless" he vowes to live amongst them, in humans form with all memories of his past life blocked by a spell to keep him from knowing. With him gone from the council, this side of the universe became neglected by immortals. The only spirits left were the few that vowed to look after and help balance out this planet. As soon as "The Great Almighty Komodo Monster" is through with being a human he will rise back to power as the head of the council of immortal beings.
-Loyal Follower of KOMODOism
One day The Great Almighty Komodo Monster will rise again.
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When a man with a large...uh...lizard goes without underwear.
Mike likes going komodo when it's hot out.
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A China man with gay tendencies......
After the China man tried to grab Tommy's ass he said "DAMN YOU FUCKING KOMODO FAGGIN I AINT GAY, YOU BEST GO THE FUCK ON.
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A fighting ritual, often utilized by drunk fraternity members, in which the chest is puffed out and placed on the chest of an opponent while using verbal abuse and head/shoulder movement to intimidate their foe. Rarely results in an actual fight. The act is very similar to the way Komodo Dragons settle territory or mating disputes.
John: "I heard there was a bit of a row last night behind the quad."
Thomas: "Yeah, but it was just a couple of bro's with tribal art tattoos Komodo Dragon fighting."