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A platform game born in 1981, one of the first of it's type, by Japanese company Nintendo.
The unexpected side of Eminem.
Dude, I just saw Eminem's Donkey Kong score on twitpic! Woah that guy has an alter ego!
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To do a girl from behind until the point of climax, then promptly smash a barrel on her back while beating your chest and yelling out loud. Afterward you may pull out a banana and have fun.
When a girl enters your room you must first explain why there is a barrel on or near the bed. You might have to explain to her afterwards what the donkey kong is and why you did it.
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Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.
Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.
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The Donkey Kong is a move that has to be done with preparation. After successfully completing intercourse the alpha male will then proceed to throw a barrel at his partner.
If the partner questions why you have a barrel before you begin reply with "No need to worry" and then refuse to answer any more questions.
I wanted to use The Donkey Kong but she questioned why I had a barrel and I never read urban dictionary so I panicked, threw her inside and then rolled it down a hill...
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Donkey Kong is a party game where groups of individuals attempt to charge up a staircase while the "Donkey Kong" at the top tosses kegs at them in an attempt to slow their progress.
Cody: "Jeez Jim, what happened to your arm there?"
Jim: "I broke it last night when me and my friends got shitfaced and played a couple rounds of Donkey Kong."
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When you insert a banana in a bitch's ass and she squeezes the banana out while leaving the peel behind.
Mike: Yo Jake, I did the donkey kong with my bitch last night
Jake: dude that's ruthless
Mike: yeah man I got banana all over the bathroom floor
Jake: I might try it tonight with that ignorant slut Jane
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To Use Your Knuckles To Knock Someone On The Top Of Their Head Really Hard.
Joey was talkin shit, so i donkey konged that nigga in class. He started crying.
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