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Kpop

Kpop is short for korean pop.

It’s basically a black hole that you get sucked into and can’t get out of.

The stages of becoming a kpop fan:

1. So you basically see a cool kpop group. You kind of dig their music video, so you watch some of their other songs.

2. You realize that you really dig kpop, so you search for some other kpop groups. And you spotify playlist goes from American to Korean.

3. You find your so called “bias group” and search for funny compilations and basically info of them. Then after a lot of compilations you find your bias.

4. You get more and more obsessed, and 99.9% procent of the pictures on your phone are kpop idols. You order A LOT of kpop merch. You now use vlive instead of youtube, and kpop videos is now the only thing you watch on your free time.

5. You realize how much kpop groups there is, and how much you need to learn. You know spend all of your time stalking kpop idols on instagram.

6. You the realize that you’re the only one in you squad that listen to kpop. You try to convince your friend to listen to kpop. But if you don’t succeed you dump all of your friends.

You then get new, kpop addicted friends.

7. You don’t got anytime left for studying. All you do is watch kpop video 24/7. You no longer hang out with your non kpop friends.

8.You start to actually belive in marrying your bias. That’s why you learn Korean. How else will you cumunticate with your husband?

Friend- Hey wanna go to ___ party.
Me- Nah I cant, I’m to busy.
Friend- But you’re never busy ?
Me- Maybe, but I discovered a new kpop gruop called Got7. And now I need to learn everything about them, EVERYTHING.

by Ludis February 15, 2018

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Kpop

K-POP means Korean Pop (Music). It consists of many genres like Pop, R&B, Rock, Hip Hop etc. Kpop consists of mostly groups/bands than soloists.

Kpop fans are called as Kpoppers.

1. Damn, I love Kpop SO MUCH!
2. Are you a kpop fan?

by BTS_Lover07 November 2, 2019

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Kpop

Much overhated music from South Korea. A complete package with visuals, vocals, rapping, and perfect choreography.
Literally so easy to get sucked into because the idols are more than just talent and looks, they're all complete dorks who make you fall in love instantly. There's a plethora of variety shows to watch and its just all around amazing.
But as I said, most people hate it without truly knowing anything about kpop.

Person 1- "Woah, is that Victon?"
Person 2- "Yeah, I've been trying to get into Kpop recently."
Person 1- "Who's your bias??"

by stan mcnd for clear skin March 21, 2020

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Kpop

An online cult of sassy and overprotective girls who constantly indulge in their own hypocrisy and selfishness. Lacks any knowledge of real musical talent and instead watches dancing music videos. Known for being nice people until you criticize the genre of music

Me: I think older music has more talent and generally sounds better
Other random girl: Wow such a ignorant and disgusting person who has no opinion, Kpop is the best and you just don't like it because you have no taste for newer music.
Me: I dare you to try to enjoy music without watching epileptic dance videos of kpop that have other purposes than dance
Other: I wish you would die in a slow rice cooker

by ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ sᴀʏ ʙɪɢ ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ B I G May 1, 2019

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Kpop

Something that will most definitely ruin your life and make you want to move to Korea (if you don't already live there).

Random Human: Started to listen to kpop.
Other random human: Welcome to the trash bin that will ruin your life. Oh and the trash bin is a rainbow.

by ClairityTheSpoon December 25, 2016

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Kpop

Another term for musical trash

Greg : " I love kpop" *looses all his friends instantly*

by Jackass jax March 29, 2018

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Kpop

The worst kind of music in existence

Person 1: what type of music do you like

Person 2: kpop
Person 1: oh shit your one of those type of people, the worst type of people

Person 2: Kim jong un is the best member of bts
Person 1: Nvm

by GrabMyNips December 9, 2018

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