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When a pitcher is throwing straight cheese on the mound or "bringing the heat"
That pitcher is delivering the Kraft Singles. Pitcher can be referred to as the Dairy Man because he is delivering the dairy within the cheese.
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When your having sex with a girl and she asks you to put on a condom, you pull out a Kraft Singles Mac & Cheese cheese packet that you've been saving in your pocket, and open it to fake the sound of a condom wrapper opening. Later, when she asks you to go down on her, you pour the cheese into her pussy to make it taste better.
"She asked me to go down on her!"
"Daaaamn that sucks!"
"It's okay, I used The Kraft Singles Method. I was able to hit it raw, and get a snack!"
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Any popular song, or "single" track that has been so overly processed in the studio that the original artist's voice is barely recognizable.
"Wow, Ali Lohan's recording an album, huh?" "Yeah, can't wait to her her new Kraft Single."
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someone who steals cheese from a party
"did you hear that nick bitetto stole cheese from a party?"
"yeah he's the kraft singles bandit!!"
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Kraft American cheese singles great to make grilled cheeses with.
Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.