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A cool was cunt with a massive cock and likes boobs that are big
Kid: i have a kristofer
Friend :Ohhhhh so u have a massive cock
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Kristof is an badass person who no one can possibly beat and is also incredibly strong and smart
Wow that dude is such a kristof, how do i look
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Kristof likes to drink Zubrówka wodka.
Kristof is waisted on the flour.
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Usually a white cracker who acts tuff but gets knocked out because he says nigger to a Johanne
Fuck it’s a Kristof better get my fucking boxing gloves.
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He's that one depressed kid, that noone really cares about, but u still want him here and there.
Like U usually talk about him but when he's there u don't care about him. They have a great soul, they are most of times there when u need them, and they are really friendly and can help u in ur problems or struggles, both mentally and physically. Most of the time girls stay away from him and that's what starts the depression. Someone should really help Kristof :((
1. Person one: That guy is so depressed, he must have struggles, he must be a Kristof.
2. Person two: Wow this Kristof Really helped me. He's such a good listener.
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A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period.
I gave her a Kristof Vampire yesterday... it was messy.
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Bootleggers and Xanax for breakfast.
Don’t be a Kristofer hunter, especially at noon.