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Usually a white cracker who acts tuff but gets knocked out because he says nigger to a Johanne
Fuck it’s a Kristof better get my fucking boxing gloves.
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A man with a huge cock and likes squeezing boobies with his bare ass cheeks
Tom has a small Willy and oversized balls but kristofer has huge testicles and a nice cock
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Obviously, really really ridiculously ugly, a person with no friends, no social life and a particularly gargantuan penis.
(Which promotes his sexual life.)
Goes best with chocolate and whipped cream.
Watch out for stray hairs.
God, Kristofer's such a loser but he has such an extremely large penis that he gets laid more often than a bed at a mattress store.
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A cool was cunt with a massive cock and likes boobs that are big
Kid: i have a kristofer
Friend :Ohhhhh so u have a massive cock
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He's that one depressed kid, that noone really cares about, but u still want him here and there.
Like U usually talk about him but when he's there u don't care about him. They have a great soul, they are most of times there when u need them, and they are really friendly and can help u in ur problems or struggles, both mentally and physically. Most of the time girls stay away from him and that's what starts the depression. Someone should really help Kristof :((
1. Person one: That guy is so depressed, he must have struggles, he must be a Kristof.
2. Person two: Wow this Kristof Really helped me. He's such a good listener.
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A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period.
I gave her a Kristof Vampire yesterday... it was messy.
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An attractive, intelligent, kind, charming, reliable and extremely humble person. His brothers are Arman Tolikov aka @illis03 and Gullianau Toukou aka @gbt242.
Look at that 'Kristof Gombosuren'! He's just so perfect isn't he? dikke so illis en lgbtc+ natuuuuurlijk