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Kristoffer is a god among mortals, as he controls everything around him. This includes several Victoria's Secret models panties, and he is often pictured as Poseidon, as he has the ability to turn a catwalk into the Atlantic ocean, if you know what I mean.
Guy 1: Yo, where did my gf go?? I haven't seen her all day!!
Guy 2: Aww man, I hate to tell you, but I just saw her enter Kristoffer's Lamborghini
The name Kristoffer is a Scandinavian variant of the name Christopher. Christopher originates in Greek, popularized in the early 11th century. The current spelling is directly derived from Χριστοφορος (Christophoros) which means "To bear Christ".
The history of the name is ironic. It was used as a pseudonymic title rather than as a given name. Early Christians referred to those who supported Christianity as Christopher. However, because of the words the name are derived from, specifically φερω (phero) the name can be read to mean something entirely different from the commonly held definition. Phero ("to bear or offer" )also took on, and is the basis for, the English homonym word "to bear" meaning to tolerate (albeit a much longer linguistic route was taken for the second definition to enter English). Thus Christopher can mean "to tolerate Christ" rather than "to offer Christ".
The spelling Kristoffer is common in Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Finnish, and some Germanic dialects. Similar spellings are found in Cyrillic/Slavic languages, such as; Russian, Hungarian, Latvian, Bulgarian, etc.
Kristoffer is commonly shortened to Kris, Krist, Kristoff, and Toffer.
"Kristoffer was a kind and gentle man."
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A multi-sexual-predator-fruit that lives in the south of Sweden.
If you see one, for the love of god do not approach it! It will try to have sexual intercourse with you. Simply Say:
"Jag är från Norrland"
And he will quickly run away frightened.
Kristoffer Lindmark
Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!
"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!
"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.
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1) A Chivalrous, Sweet, Dashing, Adorable guy
2) Cute, Omniscient, loved my Girls & hated by boys
This name is the rarest of the rare. Person with this name is cool & dashing, like to hide his identity. Colleague are more likely to hate him due jealousy of his success, fame & dashing personality:)
Gleam Kristoff likes to play indoor games like Clash of Clans. The most fascinating thing is when he goes out in public area, Girls stare at him with the eyes of love. His pleasent smile makes the others heart raised.
New Girl: Why are you girls standing here & peeping out of window?
Girls: Can't you see GLEAM KRISTOFF is passing by! What an awesome personality!!<3
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A slang for a mordbid and oboxious Dungeons & Dragons monster. It exists in gutters, sewers and otherwise polluted areas, adventures braving these areas will often face an enraged kristoffer post byriel. Kristoffer post byriels are armed with ferocious remarks and conversation starters used decades ago. This may be a cruel weapon but Kristoffer post byriels true strenght lies in it's ability to annoy it's prey to the brink of suicide.
Surprisingly enough for their species, instead of mating with their kin they will often be found mating with local farm animals or domestic animals in general.
"Watch out for that byriel!"
"I think i saw a post in the stables yesterday"
"My lord that Kristoffer is gruesomely annoying!"
"A good sword or two will take care of that Kristoffer Post Byriel!"