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A gay bass player who plays grab ass with men and calls them gay to hide his sexuality
A kristoff slithered over squeezed a mans ass grappled and began to hump viggorusly
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A big big hairy man whom lives in a land of wonder and potatoes, Scottsdale.
he loves gerbals and charlies small wang.
<3 xoxoxoxox
Kristoff: Grrr im a big hairy gorilla from the scottsdale B&B.
Kristoff: Hello
Kristoff: Charlie Chang has a tiny wang! <3
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A multi-sexual-predator-fruit that lives in the south of Sweden.
If you see one, for the love of god do not approach it! It will try to have sexual intercourse with you. Simply Say:
"Jag är från Norrland"
And he will quickly run away frightened.
Kristoffer Lindmark
Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!
"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!
"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.
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1) A Chivalrous, Sweet, Dashing, Adorable guy
2) Cute, Omniscient, loved my Girls & hated by boys
This name is the rarest of the rare. Person with this name is cool & dashing, like to hide his identity. Colleague are more likely to hate him due jealousy of his success, fame & dashing personality:)
Gleam Kristoff likes to play indoor games like Clash of Clans. The most fascinating thing is when he goes out in public area, Girls stare at him with the eyes of love. His pleasent smile makes the others heart raised.
New Girl: Why are you girls standing here & peeping out of window?
Girls: Can't you see GLEAM KRISTOFF is passing by! What an awesome personality!!<3
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Kristoffer is this really tall guy, blue eyes, short black hear,always wears like blue dongeries and t-shirts, his funny AF, always "over the fucking top uber-super fucking happy" for some reason, he has moved three times and most of them around south-west of western oslo and he has a big dick, just sayin'
this goes for most Kristoffer
hey you know that really tall guy, blue eyes, short black hear,always wears like blue dongeries and t-shirts, his funny AF, always "over the fucking top uber-super fucking happy" for some reason, he has moved three times and most of them around south-west of western oslo and he has a big dick, whats his name again
yea you mean, Kristoffer