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An ugli who runs weird.
Tall and gross.
Thinks he's an assassin
Weeb. Likes Asuna.
Kristy af.
Wears hoodie.
Creep
Max: "Did you see Kristopher today?"
Amy: "Yeah he's so Krusty"
Tareq: "bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
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The guy you thought was sweet and kind...but turned into Hitler! He's the type of guy who cares nothing about anyone, including his own children. He likes to make children and women cry. He will actually smile while he does it. He has no regard for anyone but himself. Selfish ass bitch.
Gina -"I'd love someone to come into my life and completely ruin it!"
Sara- "Then you need, a Kristopher!"
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Funny, idiotic, somehow talented at instruments, and probably in love with you. Great friend to add to your list. His humour is dog water though.
Person 1: What is he doing...?
Person 2: I don't know, Kristopher is just- Uh... Should we call the mental ward or-
Person 1: No, no, it's entertaining-
Proper Noun: The pretentious version of "Christopher", most often seen used by pubescent goths, hipsters and other egocentric failures desperate to make themselves different.
"Dude...you misspelt your name."
"Nah, I changed it to Kristopher."
"You daft sod."
"Kristopher? Bloody hell, your parents really couldn't afford an abortion."
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the most amazing guy you will ever meet, crazy funny guy, who can make you smile with just a simple silly look, a guy who can make you feel safe in his arms, &&when you hear his heart beat, everything in the world goes silent& his heart is all you hear, & you wish that heart beats for you, this kris is loving, caring, funny&& beyond anything a boyfriend can be, he is honest, loyal, && so trusting. he will make your day every day, he will become your bestfriend,&&he will be the best bestfriend youll ever have, this guy will keep you thinking..dont let the blue eyes fool ya(; ...but i love my kristopher the way he is&&always will♥
girl 1: see that guy over there?
girl 2: *smiles* yes
girl 1: who is that?!
girl 2: that right there, is a kristopher♥
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n. 1. a great guy who is kind, talented, intelligent, and rocks a hot body 2. an incredible catch 3. a badminton star
v. 1. to succeed at being AWESOME
adj. 1. awesome 2. endowed 3. hilarious
One girl says to another girl, "Who is that hunk?!" Other girl replies, "That's definitely a kristopher. Dibs."
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A weird European man who's a nice person, but acts in a strange manner.
That guy's such a Kristoph.
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