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Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.
I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.
Evolved from Krick, meaning Creek. He thought it was the funniest thing in the world when he was 12, Kroon on.
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