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1)A made up piece of shit holiday steeped in all the deepest traditions of Sweetest Day or Secretary's Day.
2)A holiday for African Americans that no African American observes or understands.
Bob: "I plan to celebrate Kwanzaa this year!"
Larry: "That's swell! Let's run out to the store for Kwanzaa cards and decorations!"
Bob: "Alas, we cannot, for nobody carries Kwanzaa merchandise because nobody cares about or celebrates it, even the people it is made for!"
Larry: "Too bad. I guess Christmas will have to be enough this year."
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Kwanzaa is a Counterfeit made up, holiday started by a black convicted kidnaper, rapist, Karenga, whose criminal record includes having been convicted and jailed on charges of assault and false imprisonment for the torture of two black women.
There is no nothing ethnically African about it, it is all fake and
We want to take off 8 days and stay drunk, so we will make up a holiday of or own, we will call it Kwanzaa
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Obviously a manufactured holiday created by African Americans in the late 1980s/early 1990s, when the fad of that time was to be "African", which is why Eddie Murphy's "Coming to America" was a blockbuster hit in 1988, when in reality it was a racist shit movie that made fun of people from Africa.
Kwanza is just another corporate excuse to extend the Christmas holiday by seven more days.
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A holiday developed in the 1960s in responce to the black freedom movement. It was meant to instill pride in the black communities found throughout the world. It is not as widly celebrated as the media makes it up to be, due to it's placement right after Christmas. This holiday has no religious foundation. Kwanzaa it's self means "first fruits" in Swahili.
Kwanzaa is a time of gathering, and involves seven principals, each having their own day dedicated to their reflection.
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An African-American holiday that celebrates the deeds of a brave little boy who saved his village from man-eating tigers by having them follow each others tails until they turned into butter.
Flapjacks with loads of butter are served at the holiday meal.
Ah et 127 flapjacks with a ton o' butter an molasses for mah kwanzaa suppah. Yas suh, it sho'nuf was GOOD! GOOD! GOOD!
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It's exactly what you think it is.
I drink it every night before I go to bed it's my kwanzaa juice.
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A song that is relatively good that is remixed by certain individuals such as Kidz Bop and Bassnectar to make the song sound even worse than it already is.
"Hey have you heard about that new Ke$ha cover to Promises by Nero?"
"Yeah I heard it's such a Kwanzaa Carol."
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