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a seller of "blue peter" style lie-detectors,
a tin-can recycler of the worst kind,
a failed sci-fi writer (per the critics),
a successful sci-fi writer (per his bank manager),
a dopey dead dude.
I am totally bankrupt, she blubbered,
For the cash that I kept in the cupboard,
Was sent to the stars
by some men in flash cars
Who were trained by the late L. Ron Hubbard.
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Quite posaily the stupidest man to ever live on the face of the earth. Invented Scientologly. A terrible cult like reiligon. That belive lord Xenu put alien souls inside of you. The only way to get them out is with the e-machine AKA (tin cans).
L. Ron Hubbard was kicked at of all countrys he tryed to excape to.
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The second greatest liar in history, with first being Moses.
"Man, If I could tell a lie like L ron Hubbard, I could get Tom Cruise to give me money.
-Friend #1
"If I could tell a lie as well as Moses I could make another world religion and have millions of them killed by Nazi's!"
-Friend #2
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Oh shit so he sees it too! Or SAW it. I'm not going to say it's alien but, yeah, no totally. Psychic prison made of retards.
Hym "Yeah, no, is THAT L. Ron Hubbard was all about? Oooooooooooh... Yeah, yeah, I get it. He's right! Not about the 'I need to give all of my resources to L. Ron charlatans' kimd of way but the psychic retard prison kind of way. Yeah, my thetan level is clearly the highest. I have the most energy! Ok. So that explains a lot. I guess Scientology isn't completely full of shit.... Hmmm..."