l/p

An "L/P" is a login/password. It is required to get access to certain sites or servers.

"I need an l/p to access that page"

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L&P

A Kiwi drink called Lemon and Paeroa or L&P for short.
Basically Sprite but with like lemon syrup that makes it different. Idk its hard to explain

"Hey can I get a medium L&P please?"

L-P

A strange creature who is known to listen to a lot of metal, but have hipster tendencies.

He is usually very well endowed.

I dated a musician once, but he totally ended up being a total L-P.

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ia-l si p-asta

In English it's like: take this one (while holding your dick)
It's another Romanian trash joke

In Enghlish:
-I'm going to take some water
-Take this one
In Romanian:
-Ma duc sa iau o apa
-Ia-l si p-asta
(it's the same thing but translated in Romanian)

L A M P

Moth are attracted to lamp, even though it can kill them

Moth: I want some L A M P
Moth 2: Me too.. L A M P
Moth herd: L A M P

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F,A,L,P

F- flat
A- ass
L- loose
P- pussy

Hey I fucked your mom she has a F,A,L,P

w e l p

A cooler version of saying welp or well.

Eden: Hawhaw I can spend April fools pulling pranks on you.
Lydia: w e l p

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