LMF

Loveing My Fingers.

When a lady type is enjoying herself using her fingers.

Girl: That guy was so hot when i got home i was LMF!!!
Girl's Friend: I know what you mean.
Guy listening in: Shit that is hot!

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LMF

Lazy Mexican Family

Used to describe families that come in to South Texas restaurants.

You just got sat an LMF? That sucks bruh.

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LMF

Little Mother Fucker

That kid is an LMF

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LMF

Lying Mother Fucker - some one who bull shits to no end for no apparent reason.
Some one who does not tell the truth

My girlfriend is a LMF

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LMFS

LET ME FUCKING SLEEP

*Get a text from an annoying person while you are trying to go to bed*

You: *angrily tweeting* "OH MY GOD LMFS"

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LMFS

Lazy Mother Fucker Syndrome.

A person (mother fucker) so lazy that they are considered to have this syndrome.

Couldn't be bothered? = LMFS

Helen - "I saw him piss in the bottle. He must have LMFS as he didn't even bother using the toilets (only a few metres away)".

Bob - "I couldn't be bothered taking out the fucking trash".
Danny - "You've got LMFS".

Don - "Where's your assignment today"?
Maria - "I didn't do it but it's not my fault - I have LMFS".

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lmfs

Abbreviation meaning, "like my fucking status". Used when you really want a lot of likes on Facebook.

LUpiitaA RaMoSsNiqqA: LMFS Fo Truth Is MuthaFxckaaas

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^Facebook Format

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