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Strategy. When offered two or more reasonable and practical approaches to a challenge, “Lombard’s Way” would be to strategically choose a third, unreasonable or impractical response. (Orig. from J. M. Lombard’s seminal work: Spear warfare in the age of tanks”)
Wing Man: “Dude, she is totally checking you out.”
Alpha Male: “What are my options?”
Wing Man: “I see two good approaches; 1) smile at her and introduce your self, or 2) ask her if you can buy her and her friends a drink. Both are strong.”
Alpha Male: “Excellent, and agreed. But I think I will kiss you instead for about 15 seconds.”
Wing Man: “Sweet strategy. Textbook use of Lombard’s Way.”
Located in east central San Fransisco, Lombard Street is known to be the "crookedest street in the world" with 8 sharp turns going down the steep slope
Lombard Street is cool when ur trying to ride ur bike down its path
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a crappy little suburb of chicago where theres nothing better to do then do drugs and kill yourself
Kid one: where do you live?
Lombard Kid: Lombard
Kid One: That sucks
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A small town outside of chicago. Although there are ALOT of drugies and sluts in lombard,those people dont matter, and they are to be ignored. it has much more character than the towns surrounding it. Glenbard East ( a highschool in Lombard) music won 2 grammys, the marching band is a pride of Illinois and is praised in the daily herold constantly. the poms always take first in state. Last year the volley ball team was first in the division and took 3rd in state. Last year 5 of students from the art department recieved awards of honorable mention and a first place competing against college level students, at a college. lilatia park is one of the most beautiful parks around, people from all over the state come to look at it. Our lilac parade is quite wonderful as well, another attraction not other towns can boast about.
ordinary kid:where are you from
lombard kid: Lombard, IL
ordinary kid: wow you're lucky, everything's so ordinary in my town.
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A Lonbard Sneeze is when you punch someone in the nose making them bleed then vomiting on their face mixing the vomit with the blood.
That asshole Mike messed with my whiskey so I cocked back and gave home the old Lombard Sneeze.
Someone who is socially awkward but also unaware of their awkwardness. They are unaware so much to the point that they are outspoken and assume that they are being interesting and or original.
Alex really said out loud that he was happy people were taking pictures of his car, what a Lombard.