labial lunch

Cunnilingus or making oral love to a vagina.

She spread her legs and I dived in face first for my labial lunch.

Labial Longitude

The female equivalent to Testicular Fortitude. A woman who has "guts" or who is brave in the face of adversity.

Despite the fact that there were no other women at the job interview, Lisa had the Labial Longitude to stay and apply for the position.

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labial contusion

From the latin for bruising of the vagina.
A term used when a male friend gets a scrapped knee or other minor cut from mountain biking, skiing, or other outdoor activity and whinges about it.

Adam: My neck hurts a little.
Dave: Gee adam, maybe you need some homeopathic salve for that labial contusion?

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labial contusion

Latin for bruised vagina.
A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.

Dave: "Hey Paul do you want to come mountain biking with us this weekend?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"

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