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Labor Day is the day when a pregnant woman goes into labor.
OOPS, I almost forgot that it is my sister's Labor Day today! I gonna rush now.
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Labor Day is any day a guy has to push a locked vibrating butt-plug out of his asshole by struggling to force it out before he cums.
Matt put a locked butt-plug up my asshole on Labor Day and I struggled to push it out, but I shot my load anyway!
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A free day off of school in honor of people who were overworked in the 1920s.
Labor Day is freakin' awesome!
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The last day of summer. Usually school starts starts slighty before or after this day. As the name suggests, it celebrates workers. Since Summer ends, people tend to avoid wearing light colors after this day in order to keep warm.
Delivery boy: Hey, why aren't you wearing your white cardigan, Mrs. Frankbaum?
Shelia: Labor day was yesterday.
DB: Oh. Is Mr. Frankbaum at work?
Shelia: Yes, Ted is. He's a lawyer.
DB: Wanna fuck?
Sheila: I'm not an infidel, you perv!
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The day you need something from UPS and they don't deliver.
Teacher: does everyone have their new ipad case
Student: no UPS doesn't deliver on Labor Day
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Beggining of Summer: Memorial Day
Ening of Summer: Labor Day
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- The first Monday in September.
-According to a dumbass in my class, the holiday where everyone gets drunk and happy (St. Patrick's Day).
-Everyone knows when it is, but no one really knows exactly what it is.
Mr. B- "You know, the holiday where everyone gets drunk and happy..."
Dumbass- "Labor Day!"
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