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a cute, small, little guy. who usually has HELLA BOMB realtives or family members. he is nothing but nice, and no one could be more generous.
Person 1: God man, that dude just saved my life!
Person 2: Hes a lachlan.
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Lachlan is such sexy beast for all the girls and boys in the world. He is a funny fucker and does not give a shit about a thing school. He is the gang leader of BBC. You see him coming, you will run to his feet and bow down before Lachlan. any bloke or shiela will be happy with a Lachlan in their Life. He is the flatty god.
Person: Hey there's Lachlan !
Person 2: Oh! I wish i was that sexy!!!!
Person 1: I'm turned on.!!!
A connoisseur of Mario Kart and Maze runner lore. He visually resembles that of beaker from the muppets with his down turned smile and impeccable jaw line. He gets all the women, and men but wants no one because he's devoted to the lord and Mario. Every Sunday he gets on his knees for the lord in a few different kinda ways ;) he commonly says phrases in the mushroom kingdom dialect consisting of "WAH" and "HOO" and can be frequently found making tier lists of his favourite types of bad dragon products. He can usually be found with an Angus by his side, whether he wants him there or not.
Girl 1: "oh my god is that Lachlan? he's so hot! is he single?"
Girl 2: "yeah, but he wants a good christian girl"
Girl 1: "oh ok.." *VISIBLY SAD*
Lachlan: : "WAH HOO."
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *blushes wildly and faints*
Honestly the sweetest, kindest boyfriend a girl could ever ask for
"Lachlan is the best boyfriend ever"
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Lachlan is the one always getting the women. He has a huge cock. He is a great boyfriend that girls should be looking for. Lachlan will grow up to find a Hot girl to spend his life with.
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