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one who is lactose intolerant and receives constant mocking form their friends for it. Lactard
When I eat dairy it explodes out of my ass. I am a Lactard
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The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).
Lactard lactose intolerant
"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"
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a person who's digestive system is severly upset by dairy products
cats are lactards, if they drink too much milk they will have the shits
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a person who is lactose intolerant; retarded when it comes to dairy.
Oh man, that ice cream made my belly hurt. I am such a lactard.
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1: Another name for someone who is lactose intolerant, used in a derogatory way
2: Someone who is lactose intolerant but continues to eat dairy
1: person 1: can we go get icecream?
person 2: no, I don't want to smell your farts lactard
2: They came over with a milkshake in hand like a lactard
Someone who suffers from a dairy allergy. (adjectival form: lactarded)
Oh Jimmy? Yeah, he can't drink milk; he's a lactard.
(That poor guy's lactarded)
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The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).
Lactard lactose intolerant
"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"
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